ur pretty dame cool

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

surmounts:

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun.

curseofthefanartlords:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

andrewbelami:

prasejeebus:

These jokes are getting out of hand

goodbye

youdeanatsix:

When I’m home alone it’s a choice of:

  1. Take selfies all around the house.
  2. Masturbate.
  3. Eat everything

Or all of the above.